As we look over our subject, Frances', brain, you will notice an extremely well developed, uh, prefrontal cortex. In fact, we have reason to believe that it is one of the more developed of our webmaster's friends and family. Our proof for this is the extraordinary ability to remember Danelle's birthday. In fact, we may deduct that this is true because it was seemingly one of the few unpromted cases of this encountered. It was further augmented by the sending of a "birthday care package" consisting of many goodies--some of which looked as thought they were kicked in by the post master, much to the recipients disappointment. However, the small chunks were, when thoroughly tested, quite tasty. Thus we conclude from our study, fran gets a gold star. (thanks frannie)
(other notable stars include but are not limited to: other friends and fam, thanks guys:)