Sunday, May 15, 2005

Awesomeness Pick of the Weekend

Sitting atop a barstool in a certain Capitol Hill pizza parlor (a one "Hot Mama's" on Pine--only the most 'scrumptulescent' and cheap pizza in the state-o-Washington--please inquire further if interested in taking Matt and I there on a cheap date) we noticed a small, green PT Cruiser spinning wheelies on the sidewalk in front of our window. How is this possible, you ask? A more appropriate question would be "how small was the car?". It was a small, remote control car, operated by a crazy man in a wife-beater sitting on the corner. Average, you think. It is capitol hill after all. Until the madman drove the car directly into to traffic, dodging vehicles that were far to haughty to follow the laws of crosswalks that surely apply to remote control cars. Victory! It makes it. Safe at last on the other side, it makes a daring move, once more, to safely re-cross the street. However--it launches itself right in front of a turning, tricked out Supra--whose driver screeches to a halt with furrowed brow and upraised fist. If I were not as surprised, humiliated, or just plain ridiculous, he seemed to say with his shaking fist, I'd crush your little PT Cruiser under my awesome overkill racing slicks! Next time, Cruiser! But alas, our little green hero sped to safety unharmed--and in such style, as Supra man revved his powerful engine in anger and raced up the street, chased by a cloud of smoke from those rockin' tires.

This has been Matt and Danelle's "Pick of the Week". Check back next week for more awesome moments.

1 Comments:

At 10:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that rc guy definitely devilbeared everyone on capitol hill. the hipsters were too hip to think it was funny and the all the people going to nightclubs were too mad at the car running in front of them. it was awesome.

 

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