Guide to becoming a successful blogger; though not necessarily liked
Step 1:
Drop the name "Mark Driscoll" in your site as few or as many times as you like.
Step 2:
Sit back and watch the site meter count soar.
Step 3:
For added effect, add a bunch of swear words snug around "Mark Driscoll", so that they appear in the snippet offered by the google query.
Step 4:
Duck
And there you have it, you're now a well accomplished blogger with hundreds of hits a day. It brings people from Kent, Minnesota, Army bases, Kuwait, and College of the Redwoods.
I wonder if this works for "Brittany Spears".
F***, Brittany Spears
F***, Mark Driscoll
THIS IS A TEST. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. OF THE "CUSSING NEAR A CELEBRITY'S NAME TO INDUCE ADDED WEBSITE TRAFFIC TO YOUR BLOG" COMMISSION.
2 Comments:
i dont care who you are.... that IS funny!!!
like super unreal funny!!!
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