Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Guide to becoming a successful blogger; though not necessarily liked

Step 1:

Drop the name "Mark Driscoll" in your site as few or as many times as you like.

Step 2:

Sit back and watch the site meter count soar.

Step 3:

For added effect, add a bunch of swear words snug around "Mark Driscoll", so that they appear in the snippet offered by the google query.

Step 4:

Duck


And there you have it, you're now a well accomplished blogger with hundreds of hits a day. It brings people from Kent, Minnesota, Army bases, Kuwait, and College of the Redwoods.

I wonder if this works for "Brittany Spears".

F***, Brittany Spears

F***, Mark Driscoll


THIS IS A TEST. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. OF THE "CUSSING NEAR A CELEBRITY'S NAME TO INDUCE ADDED WEBSITE TRAFFIC TO YOUR BLOG" COMMISSION.

2 Comments:

At 1:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont care who you are.... that IS funny!!!

 
At 1:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

like super unreal funny!!!

 

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