So, who are you?

Alright, I can read a stat counter. But only so well. So that tells me I have a number of regular readers. And only a small portion of those readers actually post comments.

I mean, this is your online community here. If you're not participating, you're totally in denial that you exist in some strange version of real community (one where people 'chat' everyday, but have never met nor heard each other's voices, one where you sit inside late at night staring at a glowing box 'hanging out' with your imaginary friends!).

Ok, so I know who the regular commentators are. I know a Mr. and mrs. Y that frequent around here, maybe a mrs. K, the infamous Jen, and, but drunken admittance only, a stalking Beth. But who are the rest of you? It's only fair to say. I'd like to know about my secret fan club (that's what you are, right?).

I mean, Erin, where did you come from?

But here's who I need to hear from:

The various "Seattle" provider addresses
Whoever is from Utah
And who is the mysterious Spaniard?

Ooh, do tell. Please introduce yourselves. We can't keep being imaginary friends if not only have I possibly never seen you, but I don't even know your names.