alright, so not all my awesome pirate pics will post, but these should do for now...

Hey! Pirates love America!















They love Asian men too!














But Asian men don't love pirates.
















Pirates get it on in a blood bath with hot asian women.














See, I told you.














If these Chinese kids don't get our ruffle shirts made quick we'll chop their hands off! Arr!















But it's ok, they love African tribesman!